This Nigerian guy wants to know why Ladies act mushy and surprised when a Man proposes to them…
To be honest I don’t understand why women act surprised
and mushy when a man proposes to them. I mean you have been dating and
in all of those two years you guys didn’t discuss marriage?
If you did, why the overly histrionic displays when a man goes down
on one knee to stain his trousers with Naija dust? I don’t know how
relationships go, see I am a Pope but I would think if I were ever going
to get married, I would have discussed marriage a hundred times with my
prospective wife.
Type of marriage, prospective period of marriage, number of kids,
kind of education for the kids, honeymoon location, choice of city to
live in, number of palmwine glasses I’d get per day, who gets tv rights
when it is Arsenal vs The Promise. I mean the whole gamut.
So point is, if I am getting married to a girl she’d know a full year
before the proposal. So why the surprise package? Abi she no believe me
before ke? Why the occasional tears sef? Are you shocked that someone
you dated for years is asking you to marry him?
Anyways, before I started dating Chinenye, I asked her, will you
marry me? And she replied with a sweet smile on her face, of course you
know I’d marry you, you leave me no choice.
See? Me I done skip proposal and engagement ring o. I have even done the math in PKE – Palmy Kegs Equivalent.
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