Friday 27 May 2016

COURT CASE…DBANJ TO SUE TELECOMS GIANT!!!

The Nigerian Afro-Pop and Emergency hit banger, Dbanj has just made a blast against a mobile telecommunications company.
 
The Eja nla, BangerLee and former artiste under Don Jazzy has just threatened to make a lawsuit against the comapny who he has chosen to make anonymous of their identity. He had intially aired his anger on twitter, later went ahead to reiterate his stand on Instagram.

Here’s the caption of what he is saying below,

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“My Dear, We Have To Sell The Range Rover. Nigeria is Broke. No Money To Steal”

Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed  last week  said that Nigeria is broke. He spoke to State House correspondents at the end of the Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting in Abuja. He said: “The current problem is not really about subsidy removal. It is that Nigeria is broke. Pure and simple!                
                           
“It is like somebody who has been earning N100,000 a month and he is faced with a situation where his employer says henceforth, you will be earning N10,000 a month. He would need to make some very painful decisions and some very painful adjustments. That is the situation with Nigeria today.

       “A few months ago, we were earning as much as $100 for every barrel of crude. In the months of February and March, we were short of…so, we no longer have the resources, the foreign exchange to bring in refined fuel products. And our economy is shrinking. We appreciate the fact that the decision is going to affect everybody. “We appreciate what we are going through, but Nigerians should also know that the government has the responsibility at times to take very difficult decisions.
 So, it is not always about popularity.”expensive cars
Lai Mohammed was only stating the obvious. This fundamental truth was not told to Nigerians from the very beginning. 

 This subsidy removal is perhaps the red pill that may wake Nigerians up to reality. Nigeria is poor. It is broke. Nigeria has been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead. 
  All these years, the nation’s economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption and Nigeria had kwashiorkor but because it looked chubby, Nigerians thought the nation was healthy. Nigerians were busy throwing money around. Those who had political godfathers and had access were renting two bedrooms in Abuja for N700 million. Houses were springing up around the country from the proceeds of corruption.

It was unbelievable that make-up artistes were charging N500, 000 and pre-wedding photo shoots were going for N700, 000. Aso ebi for wedding, naming or burial ceremonies were sold for N90, 000. These Nigerians were busy buying Rolex watches and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport  was everywhere you turn to in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt. To these sudden wealthy people, the items were like Keke Napep.cars
Little did they know that it is all fake life. The perception of a wealthy nation was all a mirage. Nigerians have all been living off the spoils of corruption. That’s why the country seems so hard and difficult now that nobody has access to free money anymore. 

There is at the moment no money circulating because there is none to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. There is no more money for civil servants to steal to pay bogus tithes of N500, 000 to unsuspecting churches and take an equally bogus title from traditional rulers. There is no money for Nigerian lawmakers to spray in dollars at their daughters’ weddings; for Lagos big boys to spend N2 million every Friday night at nightclubs.

It is time to see the real Nigeria and Nigerians. Now that money budgeted will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals, there will be economic progress. Such budgetary allocations will now benefit those who do not have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who cannot travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays will do so here in Nigeria. Those who do not know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like will benefit from government programmes. 

Now is the time for those who have stolen Nigeria’s money to invest in real estate and reap the benefit of corruption. Hopefully, the real estate msarkets will crash. The thieves with 15 houses in Abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. It would, however, be better if EFCC seized and auctioned them. All those in the service industry will have to reevaluate their pricing. You cannot charge 500,000 to paint faces anymore; free money is gone for ever. Nigerians welcome to the real world.   lagos bus

Toyin Aimakhu Flaunts New Trim Figure In These Photos

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Yoruba actress has posted a new photo of herself on Instagram looking slimmer. She sure looks good.
Check her out:
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THE BEEF GOES ON…DAVIDO AND DELE MOMODU STILL AT WAR.

DMW artiste and label owner, David Adeleke aka Davido and Ovation publisher, Dele Momodu still seem to have their rift swelled.
 
All does not seem well with the Momodus and the Adelekes if going by the reply Davido just gave a fan regarding the nature of their fight on twitter.

We all would recall that the baby mama fights between the two has escalated so much that we didn’t see Imade’s mum at her daughter birthday recently.

Here’s the conversation below on twitter,
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RAPE CASE:The Fast Rising Movie Actor Samuel Olayinka Popularly Knows As Yk_Blaq Raped A 10 Year Old Girl.


The Fast Rising Movie Actor Samuel Olayinka Popularly Knows As Yk_Blaq Raped A 10 Year Old Girl.

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Music By Fast Rising Gospel Musical Ife Atanye
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Edited By Yk Blaq

Directed By Ayuba Sodunke


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Nigerian video director Clarence Peters robbed Of $60,000 Equipment In Ghana

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Top music video director, Clarence Peters has been ROBBED of his production equipment and other belongings estimated at $60,000 in Ghana capital, Accra.

The prolific award-winning video director is currently in Ghana shooting music videos for Stonebwoy, Patoranking and VVIP’s Reggie Rockstone.

Reggie Rockstone, who confirmed the robbery incident while speaking on Accra-based Radio Gold, described it as unfortunate and a big disgrace to Ghana. He also recounted how it had happened, saying the thief had been captured on CCTV.

Clarence“Clarence brought his own camera crew, who he has been working with for years and he stayed at Alisa Hotel during the video shoot,” he narrated.
“The CCTV footage caught a young man; neatly dressed, he walked into the room and picked up the bag (of equipments)and walked out. I mean this is the creepiest thing with people still sleeping in the room. Now the footage is not too clear and we don’t know what happened in the room,”

$60,000 at current exchange rate is more than 17million naira. Clarence Peters, who is the founder and CEO of Capital hills Records, a record label that is ‘home’ to Chidinma, Tha Suspect, and Illblis.
According to Reggie, “VVIP, Stonebwoy, Clarence Peters and Patoranking are ready to offer a sum of ten thousand US dollars ($10,000) to anybody who would help to recover the lost items.”

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Thursday 26 May 2016

Omotola Jalade’s Multi Millionaira Event Center Has Been Destroyed

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Omotola Jalade’s new event center called Double Doors located in Ikeja has been destroyed. The multi million naira event center which she launched few months ago was destroyed some weeks back and this is a huge loss to the actress as she once revealed that the project cost her a lot of hard work and money.

The event center is located at Mobolaji-Bank Anthony way Ikeja Lagos; the reason for the demolition is yet to be revealed.
See the photo of the event center before and after it was demolished.
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Wednesday 25 May 2016

See why This Nigerian woman Was stripped Na.ked and beaten-bloody in India

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My heart bleed as I post this story. The woman in the above photo is said to be a Nigerian woman who was publicly beaten and humiliated in India. Not much information about the situation is known at this time excerpt that she is Nigerian and the situation happened in Assam, India. Apparently, this is a regular occurrence in India because according to the person who sent this in,
“African women are tortured, raped, humiliated and killed without help in Middle East Countries.”
This is inhumane and uncalled for. I don’t know what she did, but no human being should be treated like this. This is inexcusable considering how well we treat them when they come to our countries.
May God deliver us from bad leaders.

Why I Slapped the Eko Hotel Gateman – Seyi Law Narrates His Side of the Story

Ace Nigeria comedian, Seyi Law has responded to viral media claims he brutally assaulted one of the security men attached to a hotel in Lagos.
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Just at the just concluded album launch of fast rising Nigerian music artist, Kiss Daniel, which took place on Sunday, May 15, at the Eko Hotel and Suites, top Nigerian comedian, Seyi Law while on his way home, got into a nasty drama with one of the body guards.

Contrary to a report which states that Seyi Law and one of the hotel’s security men, Peter Ethan collided as the comedian could not help but slap the security officer.

Seyi Law reportedly slapped Peter who was trying to inform him of an alternative route he could take in order to ease traffic out of the hotel when the comedian got out of his car and slapped him several times.

Taking to his Instagram page, Seyi Law revealed that truly he slapped Peter but he did that because the security officer was rude to him, adding that, he has read other reports about what happened and no one on their right senses would just slap someone who was trying to help him out.
Comedian Seyi said:
“I am not writing to defend a mistake I made, but so people would know that I am also prone to faults. However, I will oblige you with my own side of the story.

The Kiss Daniel’s Album Launch show ended and I got in my car to drive out like everyone when I got to the security guy who directed me to the other gate which I did. I got to the gate and was asked to go and take the main gate, driving back, I stopped by the security guy and told him, “make una dey follow una selves talk na, you dey direct us go there, another person dey direct us back” and his response was, ” how many people don turn back”, looking away.

I replied him that even if I was the only person, I no reach to tell you and he said, abeg dey go jor. I was shocked, I said so I not fit follow you talk and he said, dey go. I looked and saw another security not far off and decided to get down from my car to talk with him, unfortunately, as I opened my car, this security guy pushed the door back at me, hitting my leg, I would not know his reason for this, but it got me angry and I slapped him thrice as I got down.

I know Eko Hotel has CCTV and if there was any around there, they can release the footage(s). I am not justifying my anger and reaction, but please pardon my behaviour. I duly apologise for the action I took.
 Thanks for reading.

SEYILAW”

MEET YORUBA ACTOR, AKIN OLAIYA’S FAMILY

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Popular Yoruba actor and movie producer, Akin Olaiya shared beautiful photos of his family. The happily married actor is blessed with 3 handsome boys just like Kunle Afod.

Akin is known for being versatile on screen as he can fit into any role but has been keeping a low profile for a long while in the movie industry. He is rarely seen on movie set like before.

See photos of him and his family below:
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Charlyboy Fathered 7 Children with Other Women – Wife, Lady D Reveals

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Wife of eccentric media personality, Charly Boy has made quite a shocking revelation as she said her husband of 38 years fathered seven children from ‘away matches’.
Reminiscing on their roller-coaster marital journey in an interview with Babalola Oshogbiye, Lady D said she had to battle the Area Fada‘s excesses in regards to the opposite s*x.
‘In the beginning it was the women, my gosh! Women everywhere. Charles is a charmer,’ she said.
She continued, ‘he had seven kids from his away matches and the women he married that didn’t work out, before we got married. But as the years rolled by I found ways of calming him down, and curing my high blood pressure. I later found out that the women were more for his hypes, like the Charly’s Virgins.
‘One thing I knew from the beginning was that my husband always wanted to be a family man, after all he grew up seeing both parents together for 60 something years before papa passed on. Much later the women thing totally fizzled out,’ she added.
‘In the beginning I wasn’t too sure how to deal with all his children from different women, but trust Charles he knows how to put his family together. That’s how I overnight became a mother of nine children plus my last three.’
Through the period, Lady D said she initially had issues with Charly Boy before eventually settling into the marriage more maturely.
‘Yes, in the beginning the first maybe 8 years, too many drama that I was dealing with. It wasn’t easy at all but I also matured along the way,’ she replied to the question about doubting her husband’s love for her.
‘I began to see things for what they really are not for what it looked like. Experience has thought me how to separate the boy Charly from my man Charles. Charly is an incorrigible button pusher and that will never stop, but my man Charles is also an incorrigible introvert and that’s who I married. A few times he has reported himself to me and he is not good at lying.
Charly Boy, who has been married three times before Lady D, recently started counselling couples in marriage.
Source: NET

Fierce new photos of Actress, Oge Okoye


Shared by the Nollywood actress via Instagram.

Nigerian James Alabi, signs one year deal with Chester FC

21 year old Nigerian footballer, James Alabi, has signed a one year deal with Chester Football Club in England. Alabi arrived at the Lookers Vauxhall Stadium back in late January following his release from Ipswich Town. He will wear the number 9 shirt next season taking it over from Ross Hannah who joined Barrow last week after scoring 26 goals for Chester last season. Alabi was delighted, and said:



“I’m happy to get the deal sorted early on – so it’s a good day for me. As a striker, you always want the number nine shirt so it’s given me even more motivation to push on. I hope to do as much as Ross (Hannah) did with the shirt. I spoke to Kane (Richards) before signing and I’m delighted we can team up again next season and push on from where we left off at the back end of the season.” he said

The thirst is real! Lol. See what a chic left on boxer Anthony Joshua's IG page

After sharing this photo on his Instagram page, a lady by the name Marissa Kara Fuller, came on Nigerian/British boxer Anthony Joshua's comment section to ask him why he's dating a lady who she thinks is not up to his class and offered herself as a replacement...lol. Imagine!

Photo: Girl lowered into the grave before and after her twin brother's coffin was put in to prevent bad luck or death

An 11-year-old boy who was allegedly killed by his father to please his stepmother, was buried on Thursday, May 19, in Kagiso, Mogale City, South Africa. As tradition demands, the boy’s twin sister was lowered into the grave before and after his coffin was lowered.
Traditional and community leader Sibangani Khanyile said this was done to prevent bad luck and death from following the living twin. 
The boy’s sombre funeral was organised by community members as the whereabouts of their mother’s family is unknown. The community came out in large numbers to say their last goodbyes. The twins are originally from Mpumalanga and were brought to Kagiso, Mogale City by a friend of their mum after she died.
A neighbour said after the twins arrived in Kagiso they were ill-treated by their stepmum, who said she couldn’t accept them because their father had cheated on her with their mum.
At the funeral the boy’s devastated sister was comforted by their mum’s friend, Nomgqibelo Maphanga, who brought them from Mpumalanga.
Nomgqibelo expressed her pain and said she had lost the most free-spirited child she has ever come across. She expressed her appreciation and relief that the funeral arrangements went according to plan.
"My prayer now is that his soul rests in peace," she added.
The boy was killed last Saturday and his body was found on Tuesday. His father has reportedly confessed to killing him. The father has been charged with murder and is still in police custody.
Source: Daily Sun SA

President Buhari's one year is a colossal waste- Ayo Fayose

Ahead of President Buhari's first year in office anniversary coming up on May 29th, Ekiti state governor, Ayo Fayose, has described Buhari's stay in office as a colossal waste. He said this in a statement titled  “Petrol Price Increment as Buhari’s 1st Year Anniversary Gift to Nigerians” and released today May 25th. Part of the statement reads;

“Despite his electoral promise to reduce petrol pump price from the N87 per litre that he met it, President Muhammadu Buhari increased the price to N145! With this increment, Buhari has further impoverished Nigerians. Nigerians should be reminded that on April 14, 2015, President Buhari’s ally and former Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof. Tam David-West, told Nigerians that Gen. Mohammed Buhari (who was then President-elect), will reduce the fuel pump price from N87 to N40 per litre. Buhari did not debunk this statement made by his friend and major supporter.
“Also, when the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) government of Dr Goodluck Jonathan reduced the petrol pump price from N97 to N87 per litre in January 2015, former Lagos State Governor who is now Minister of Works, Power and Housing, Mr Babatunde Fashola said N10 reduction of the petrol pump price was too low and that Nigerians will get a better deal under Buhari. Fashola tweeted on January 18, 2015; ‘On PMS price reduction by N10. Now they listen. Oil the raw material drop over 50%, N10 is just about 10%. Good try but Nija can get a beta deal.’ In rewarding Nigerians for electing him as president, President Buhari opted to increase petrol pump price by N58.50! The first justification of the increment was removal of subsidy. But Nigerians were later stunned when the Vice President, Prof Yemi Osinbajo said pump price of petrol was increased because Nigeria was broke!
“In other words, President Buhari increased petrol pump price because the country was broke and it needed to shore up its revenue base. The N58.50 added to the previous pump price of N86.50 was an Indirect Tax imposed on each litre of petrol purchased by Nigerians.
“Simply put, the Federal Government is indirectly collecting N58.50 naira tax from suffering Nigerians on each litre of petrol they buy. Buhari is no doubt acting like the proverbial Agbalowomeri Baale Jontolo (Aking that exploit his extremely poor subject to further enrich himself). It is on record that on May 2 this year, the federal government, in the Petroleum Product Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) Template released in Abuja, told Nigerians that it was subsidising petrol at N12.62 per litre. In 2012 when the Dr Jonathan removed fuel subsidy and increased petrol price to N141 per litre, crude oil was selling at $111 per barrel.
“If not wickedness, how can petrol price be increased to N145 per litre when crude oil is now selling at $49 per barrel? Increasing petrol pump price by N58.50 when the federal government claimed it was subsidising the product at N12.62 per litre is clear wickedness on the part of President Buhari. In the history of Nigeria, increase in price of petrol has never been as high as it was done by Buhari, putting Nigerians in severe hardship as the product affects every sector of the economy. Too bad, those who opposed removal of fuel subsidy in 2012 and funded the Occupy Nigeria protest are the ones canvassing support for this Buhari’s wicked one year anniversary gift to Nigerians. The labour unions are now completely cowed, dashing completely hope of the common people of Nigeria.

Interestingly, this is not the first election promise by APC/Buhari that have been jettisoned since they got into office. The N5,000 unemployment benefits promised the downtrodden was derisively put down by this President as “largesse” with the president spurning the emotional plea of his own wife to the contrary. To add salt and insult unto injury, he traveled abroad to make the statement.
“Despite the mindless and indefensible hike in fuel price, the commodity is still not available. Minister of state for Petroleum says there is no forex to pay for fuel import; yet there is forex to indulge Buhari’s foreign-trip profligacy. Presidential spin doctors and APC chieftains labouring to hoodwink the people speak glibly of how so-called deregulation will make products available, reduce cost through competition and the interplay of market forces as well as encourage private sector to build more refineries. But thank God who loves Nigerians so much, the lies of these people was by divine arrangement, I suppose, revealed by no less a person than the junior minister Ibe Kachikwu himself when he said importation of fuel continues till 2019. Nigerians should be reminded that the manner of hardship being faced now was also faced during Buhari’s first coming as a military

dictator when people had to queue for essential commodities. Now, Nigerians can’t even afford common tomato to prepare soup. So Nigerians you have heard the truth: Under Buhari/APC, it is almost certain that our suffering will continue till 2019. Nigerians,

remember I warned you before Buhari was elected; I have been warning you since Buhari became president and I am warning now that if nothing is done urgently, the economy of Nigeria will collapse.”

Toyin Aimakhu’s Ex Husband, Niyi Johnson, Now Dating Another Actress, Seyi Edun

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There are indications that Toyin Aimakhu’s Estranged Husband, Niyi Johnson is dating a fast-rising actress, Cum producer, Seyi Edun.

Read the Report Below reported by NET
We have it on good authority that Toyin Aimakhu’s estranged husband, Niyi Johnson is having a romantic affair with fast-rising actress cum producer, Seyi Edun.

NET has learnt that the duo have been dating for a while now but wanted the affair to be kept a secret. The lovers, we are told, are very fond of themselves at the moment.
A trusted source told our correspondent that he has spotted them together in a suggestive manner at different movie locations.

‘They are always together. People in our industry know that they are now an item. There’s nowhere you will see Seyi that you won’t find Niyi,‘ the source said.
Another dependable source said that they are currently in Dubai together.
‘As we speak, they are in Dubai together. They left Nigeria over a week with Seyi’s closest friend in the movie industry, Bidemi Kosoko and one other actress Tawa Ajisefini,’ the source revealed.

‘They have been dating for a while now. They look good together but have been keeping it on the low,’ our source added.
Niyi Johnson, who parted company with his wife of two years, Toyin Aimakhu after the latter accused him of infidelity, was recently romantically linked with fast-rising Nollywood actress Nkechi Sunday, but the duo denied the rumour.
An insider, however told us that Niyi never dated Nkechi Sunday as it has been widely reported.

‘It’s absolutely not true. No romantic relationship exists between him and Nkechi. They are friends. It’s Seyi that he’s dating and I think they are happy together,’ the insider revealed to NET.

Meanwhile, Toyin Aimakhu who left Niyi Johnson last year for the waiting arms of popular movie producer cum socialite, Seun Egbegbe has also parted ways with the Ebony Films boss after a messy fight.

Seyi Edun is one of the upcoming young Yoruba actresses at the moment. The petite lady came into limelight through her self-produced movie, Eja Nla.
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Actress, Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Jaw Dropping Curves in New Photo

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Nigerian actress, Daniella Okeke has surfaced again with a stunning photo that flaunts her perfect figure which has been getting thousands of views on social media.
She recently shared a video of herself on set with top Ghanaian actor, Majid Michel at the Lekki reservation in Lagos state.
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That Moment when Simi and Falz Partied Without Adekunle Gold (Photos)

So musicians-rumoured-to-be-dating, Falz and Simi were both present at a gig in Lagos on Sunday.
It was the party held to celebrate the first anniversary of Gbemi Olateru-Olagbegi’s shoe line.
There have been stories about the ‘Soldier’ stars. Simi and Falz flying around, possibly in a love triangle with Adekunle Gold, who was conspicuously missing from the party.Of course we’re not trying to suggest Simi is leaving Adekunle for Falz.
Just enjoy more of the Sunday snaps below.
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“I Became A Christian After Following A Girl To Church” – Adekunle Gold Talks Religion, Babymama, Parents and More in New Interview

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Music star, Adekunle Gold who used to be a Muslim has revealed how he converted to a Christian and how his dad reacted after his conversion.
He also talked about his kind of Woman and why he is never going to have a babymama.

See excerpts from his interview with Kemi’s Love Haven Blog.

His kind of woman:

“I love and want a woman who is hardworking, because I cannot stand laziness in women. She must be smart, pretty, and just be an Orente.”

His amusing conversion story:

“I followed a girl to church and found that I became a Christian instead. That was in 2004 and I have remained a Christian ever since.”

His parents’ reaction?

“My father didn’t like the idea initially but later everyone accepted me for who I am. I am cool being a Christian,” he said.
Delving into music was not pleasant either for his parents.

“My mum was always asking me why I would always use the money that I should utilise on myself on recording songs. I was a lover of music and I grew up listening to a lot of sounds. While at the Lagos Polytechnic, I would always run to record songs even when I started working, I was like that too and my parents didn’t understand what I was doing. I continued this until I dropped ‘Shade’ which became a big break. They support my vocation and are my number one fans,” Adekunle said.

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“I don’t want it and I don’t like the idea,” he said.

He agreed that though not everyone loves marriage, everyone wants a peaceful home.
“The idea of Baby Mama depends on who are involved. I’m sure that those involved now were not disposed to the idea at some point. I don’t like it and I speak for myself only. Yes, not everyone wants to get married. Sometimes you think about marriage and what have been happening around couples and you get scared. I am like, ‘no, I don’t want this’ but I know I want marriage and want to be happy in it. My woman has to be an Orente, that is, a good woman. I want marriage but not a baby Mama.”

Tuesday 24 May 2016

These Tweets About Nigerian Mothers And Weddings Will Make Your Day

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Nigerian mothers and weddings are mutually exclusive.
All jokes but you understand what we mean. Nigerian mothers love weddings. Well, a lot of them. And there are some things we know they do at weddings. Here are a few tweets every Nigerian will understand perfectly!

1. This one about going to other weddings

“Who will buy aso-ebi when it’s her turn?”

2. This one that is so true

“If not Temi decided to do her own when her mates were doing hers, will I not be carrying my grand kids now?”

3. This one about money for aso-ebi

“Because see. Nigerian mums know who bought aso-ebi and who didn’t buy and they’re waiting for your own turn”

4. This one about small weddings

“But you know it’s not possible. Because the entire class of Queen’s College ’75 have to turn up”

5. Awkward

“Your mates are getting married, you’re here fighting for jotter”

6. What is a colour code for a Nigerian mother?

“If you like, choose your own. Nigerian mothers do not care”

7. No way out of this maze

“If you like marry red oyibo, we having that party son”

8. Important things first, please

“Priorities people”

9. Because you cannot look peng and not have your own paparazzi

“It’s employing workforce common”
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10. Always ahead of you

“Have to start preparing”

11. Because she’s tired

“Mama Moji has called colour three times and I never even call one”

12. Trust them!

“They will bring food from their houses and branded souvenirs to share at other people’s weddings”

Why I Slapped the Eko Hotel Gateman – Seyi Law Narrates His Side of the Story

Ace Nigeria comedian, Seyi Law has responded to viral media claims he brutally assaulted one of the security men attached to a hotel in Lagos.
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Just at the just concluded album launch of fast rising Nigerian music artist, Kiss Daniel, which took place on Sunday, May 15, at the Eko Hotel and Suites, top Nigerian comedian, Seyi Law while on his way home, got into a nasty drama with one of the body guards.

Contrary to a report which states that Seyi Law and one of the hotel’s security men, Peter Ethan collided as the comedian could not help but slap the security officer.

Seyi Law reportedly slapped Peter who was trying to inform him of an alternative route he could take in order to ease traffic out of the hotel when the comedian got out of his car and slapped him several times.

Taking to his Instagram page, Seyi Law revealed that truly he slapped Peter but he did that because the security officer was rude to him, adding that, he has read other reports about what happened and no one on their right senses would just slap someone who was trying to help him out.
Comedian Seyi said:
“I am not writing to defend a mistake I made, but so people would know that I am also prone to faults. However, I will oblige you with my own side of the story.
The Kiss Daniel’s Album Launch show ended and I got in my car to drive out like everyone when I got to the security guy who directed me to the other gate which I did. I got to the gate and was asked to go and take the main gate, driving back, I stopped by the security guy and told him, “make una dey follow una selves talk na, you dey direct us go there, another person dey direct us back” and his response was, ” how many people don turn back”, looking away.
I replied him that even if I was the only person, I no reach to tell you and he said, abeg dey go jor. I was shocked, I said so I not fit follow you talk and he said, dey go. I looked and saw another security not far off and decided to get down from my car to talk with him, unfortunately, as I opened my car, this security guy pushed the door back at me, hitting my leg, I would not know his reason for this, but it got me angry and I slapped him thrice as I got down.
I know Eko Hotel has CCTV and if there was any around there, they can release the footage(s). I am not justifying my anger and reaction, but please pardon my behaviour. I duly apologise for the action I took.
Thanks for reading.
SEYILAW”

Outrage as Kenyan Gay Man Marries White American Mathematics Professor (Photo)

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A Kenyan man is in the news after he tied the knots with his white mathematics heartrob. Mr Ben Gitau, 33, and Mr Steve Damelin got married at Ann Arbor, Michigan in the US on Saturday afternoon.
Soon after the event, the two were seen at the Square’s gardens kissing and fondling in public as friends and family members cheered.
However, the recent development has sparked media outrage. A respected marriage and family counselor in Kenya immediately criticised the wedding. Pastor Philip Kitoto, of the International Christian Centre, Nairobi, said:
“Culturally and biblically, marriage and sexual relations between people of the same sex is a sin.”
“The Bible is clear that God created us in his image; He created us male and female. Therefore, in the Book of Leviticus 18:22 He warns men: ‘Do not have sex relations with a man as one does with a woman’. God calls this an abomination.”
According to DailyNation, Mr Kararu Ririe, confirmed the story and tweeted shortly after attending the wedding:
“This afternoon I had a chance to congratulate my friend, Ben and his husband, Steve on occasion of their marriage. It is a rare thing to see a Kenyan man so courageous! Congratulations.”
Mr Gitau is a Kenyan man who has lived in Atlanta, Georgia before moving to California where he met the man.

“This is Why You Should Always Pick Your Friends Calls, No Matter What”

During the burial of this young man, another young man was crying out his heart. He wept uncontrollably that many people kept wondering what is wrong with him.
The mc dropped the microphone and went and took this weeping young man to a corner, calmed him down and he started to explain.

He was with the guy that died the day he met his death. He drove off first and on getting to a particular spot, he noticed that some armed robbers were getting ready to block the road and resume operation.
He managed to escape. He started calling his friend to tell him what he saw, that he should remain where he was. This friend would not pick his call. To him: “why is he calling?
He should know that I am driving right behind him”. He refused to pick the call as this guy kept calling and calling.

Finally, he drove into the now ready armed robbers and they pumped countless bullets on him.
He died on the spot and armed robbers stole his car. This man was crying because he knew his friend killed himself. Many of us are just like this.

Are you the one buying the credit for him or her? Pick your call when your phone rings and know why you are been called. If the phone rings twenty times in one minute, pick in all occasions. He was saving credit for his friend because I am driving straight to where he is, he met his death.
You are in an occasion and you are calling someone you are looking at because you want to pass a crucial information, he ignores the call and is walking up to you instead, even when you are making sign that he should pick the call.

It is possible that this caller didn’t want you to come near him because he wanted to code something. Pick your call and say hello. Some people will not pick calls from numbers they don’t know and I wonder:

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW ON PLANET EARTH? DO YOU EVER THINK THAT THOSE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE? Note something, there is no one individual that knows up to 1% of the world population.

Is it not insanity for you to restrict your life to just 1% of global population? What of the remaining 99%? Many people have missed life saving opportunities because they refused to pick a particular call.
PICK YOUR PHONE WHEN IT RINGS AS LONG AS YOU ARE AVAILABLE. ONE CALL CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER AND REFUSAL TO PICK A PARTICULAR CALL CAN TAKE YOU TO UNTIMELY DEATH.

Danfo Driver Dies During Fight With Policeman in Lagos (Photos)

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Yesterday, May 22nd..A Danfo Driver had a fight with a police officer in Igando, Lagos State where he died instantly after he fell into the gutter and died.
According to eyewitnesses reports, the policeman had stopped the bus and asked for bribe and when the bus driver refused to give him any money, he dragged him from the bus and began beating him.
As they were fighting, the bus driver fell into a gutter, hit his head on the edge of the gutter and died instantly.
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20 yr old ‘Pervert’ Shares Photos Of Himself Kissing his 12 yr old ‘Girlfriend’

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She looks 12 anyways…Or Does she?
A Twitter User – Davahn Moore Shared These Photos of Himself kissing a girl who he says she’s his Girlfriend and she’s 12. The Photos are currently trending on Twitter right now.
Shouldn’t The police go after him? Just curious.
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