Friday, 27 May 2016

“My Dear, We Have To Sell The Range Rover. Nigeria is Broke. No Money To Steal”

Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed  last week  said that Nigeria is broke. He spoke to State House correspondents at the end of the Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting in Abuja. He said: “The current problem is not really about subsidy removal. It is that Nigeria is broke. Pure and simple!                
                           
“It is like somebody who has been earning N100,000 a month and he is faced with a situation where his employer says henceforth, you will be earning N10,000 a month. He would need to make some very painful decisions and some very painful adjustments. That is the situation with Nigeria today.

       “A few months ago, we were earning as much as $100 for every barrel of crude. In the months of February and March, we were short of…so, we no longer have the resources, the foreign exchange to bring in refined fuel products. And our economy is shrinking. We appreciate the fact that the decision is going to affect everybody. “We appreciate what we are going through, but Nigerians should also know that the government has the responsibility at times to take very difficult decisions.
 So, it is not always about popularity.”expensive cars
Lai Mohammed was only stating the obvious. This fundamental truth was not told to Nigerians from the very beginning. 

 This subsidy removal is perhaps the red pill that may wake Nigerians up to reality. Nigeria is poor. It is broke. Nigeria has been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead. 
  All these years, the nation’s economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption and Nigeria had kwashiorkor but because it looked chubby, Nigerians thought the nation was healthy. Nigerians were busy throwing money around. Those who had political godfathers and had access were renting two bedrooms in Abuja for N700 million. Houses were springing up around the country from the proceeds of corruption.

It was unbelievable that make-up artistes were charging N500, 000 and pre-wedding photo shoots were going for N700, 000. Aso ebi for wedding, naming or burial ceremonies were sold for N90, 000. These Nigerians were busy buying Rolex watches and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport  was everywhere you turn to in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt. To these sudden wealthy people, the items were like Keke Napep.cars
Little did they know that it is all fake life. The perception of a wealthy nation was all a mirage. Nigerians have all been living off the spoils of corruption. That’s why the country seems so hard and difficult now that nobody has access to free money anymore. 

There is at the moment no money circulating because there is none to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. There is no more money for civil servants to steal to pay bogus tithes of N500, 000 to unsuspecting churches and take an equally bogus title from traditional rulers. There is no money for Nigerian lawmakers to spray in dollars at their daughters’ weddings; for Lagos big boys to spend N2 million every Friday night at nightclubs.

It is time to see the real Nigeria and Nigerians. Now that money budgeted will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals, there will be economic progress. Such budgetary allocations will now benefit those who do not have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who cannot travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays will do so here in Nigeria. Those who do not know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like will benefit from government programmes. 

Now is the time for those who have stolen Nigeria’s money to invest in real estate and reap the benefit of corruption. Hopefully, the real estate msarkets will crash. The thieves with 15 houses in Abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. It would, however, be better if EFCC seized and auctioned them. All those in the service industry will have to reevaluate their pricing. You cannot charge 500,000 to paint faces anymore; free money is gone for ever. Nigerians welcome to the real world.   lagos bus

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