These Tweets About Nigerian Mothers And Weddings Will Make Your Day

Nigerian mothers and weddings are mutually exclusive.
All jokes but you understand what we mean. Nigerian mothers love weddings. Well, a lot of them. And there are some things we know they do at weddings. Here are a few tweets every Nigerian will understand perfectly!

1. This one about going to other weddings

“Who will buy aso-ebi when it’s her turn?”

2. This one that is so true

“If not Temi decided to do her own when her mates were doing hers, will I not be carrying my grand kids now?”

3. This one about money for aso-ebi

“Because see. Nigerian mums know who bought aso-ebi and who didn’t buy and they’re waiting for your own turn”

4. This one about small weddings

“But you know it’s not possible. Because the entire class of Queen’s College ’75 have to turn up”

5. Awkward

“Your mates are getting married, you’re here fighting for jotter”

6. What is a colour code for a Nigerian mother?

“If you like, choose your own. Nigerian mothers do not care”

7. No way out of this maze

“If you like marry red oyibo, we having that party son”

8. Important things first, please

“Priorities people”

9. Because you cannot look peng and not have your own paparazzi

“It’s employing workforce common”
https://twitter.com/Oyinda_S/status/732331139256487938

10. Always ahead of you

“Have to start preparing”

11. Because she’s tired

“Mama Moji has called colour three times and I never even call one”

12. Trust them!

“They will bring food from their houses and branded souvenirs to share at other people’s weddings”